It’s totally true. Why doesn’t Kupcake love beige? Because beige is NOT FABULOUS. And Kupcake wants to be FABULOUS.  ALWAYS!!

Kristy the Cupcake was knitting some Endpaper Mitts out of some lovely soft alpaca a friend brought back for her from Peru. Unfortunately, both of the yarns were natural colored–beige and beiger.
She was the most miserable cupcake I’ve ever seen. (The project has since been ripped out due to beige-itis.)
–m