This is the book quotation: 
“The air over [insert name here]’s head crackled blue as [he/she] gave an impressive demonstration of [his/her] renowned skill for inventive expletive.”

For some reason I imagine the air crackling blue in the form of a bright blue thundercloud. I don’t think it’s bad that Kristy wants to be this person; I do think it’d be an awesome super power. Especially if the cloud/crackling had mind-control effects. 


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