BREAKING NEWS, PEOPLE. I AM READING AT THIS THING ^. IT IS PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEED TO BE AWESOME. Anyways, I’m being lazy and this is your comic, though I didn’t draw it and I don’t know who did.
I’m sorry if boners offend you. If they do, you shouldn’t come to this reading. If they don’t, then you should definitely come to this reading.
So, no excuses. Buy your plane tickets or get your CTA passes and ready your ears for some fantastic pieces of spoken word-type-things to be performed.
And now I’m done with the self promotion,