Sometimes the bad idea is so tempting it takes blunt force to knock it out of your head. For instance, leaving dishes in the sink to “do later”. That’s a bad idea. Always. Speaking of which, I gotta go do some dishes and reward myself with cereal. (It’s not even a sugary cereal. It’s Crispix.)

–m

P.S. DON’T DO THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA AND YOU COULD REALLY HURT SOMEONE. DO NOT HIT ANYONE IN THE HEAD WITH A GIANT PIECE OF WOOD.